This Paper Is Going Nowhere

How do I motivate myself to write a paper on ways to successfully motivate students?

...Am I at this point because my teachers failed at motivating me or am I at this point because I am indeed a rote memorizer? Should I care?

Yes. - the teacher inside me

No. - the student inside me

Which comes first?

Is it bad that I can't decide?

Am I supposed to grow up now?

Oh my God, I'm 21.

((also, WTH redskins))

^Aw man, that's probably why this paper is going nowhere.